October 2009
10 posts
On a craigslist ad.
“‘life is beset by irony’ WTF DOES THAT MEAN. LIKE HE IS A PREACHER BORN FROM A HOOKER?”
Debating whether or not Megan Fox is hot.
“Why are men so attracted to this hosebeast. Like she probably looks ok naked. Like I wouldn’t kick her out of bed if she ended up there.”
On whether or not my food fetish is attractive.
“YOUR CORNDOGS BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD.”
To make sure you're not being followed.
“Cover your dick tracks! Dicks!”
A philosophy.
“when life hands you LMAOs, make LMAOnade.”
What if Obama went crazy on all the people calling...
“He’d have a lot of assaulting to do.”
GOOD QUESTION.
“WHY ARE ALL THE HOSEBEASTS WITH OUR MENZ.”
I forget what this conversation was about....
“ALSO WHY THE FUCK IS THAT SKINNY BITCH DOING THAT TO THAT CAKE.”
Man-made Polymers
Michelle: dude
Michelle: zac efron
Michelle: is so fucking hot
Michelle: i wish it weren't so
Me: ew
Me: he looks like he's made of plastic
Michelle: so does my vibrator
Michelle: what's your point?
“I like my donuts filled with some sugary strawberry shit or covered in chocolate and sprinkles. Croissants are acceptable, but I consider them more of a fruit. No wait, a vegetable. They do not have seeds.”